[intro]
M name is (smarty pants)
that is i
i don't say holla
(they call me)
[verse 1]
Ay look at me guess who i am
smary motherfulululuckin' pants
can't sto-op that's just the way i am
girls and guns make me go (ehhhhhh)
i see ya boys throwin rocks at me
cause your girl got the ho-o-ots for me
we hooked up playin ghetto-opoly
that's why (they call me)
and i'm in the suburbs livin o.k.
got green grass milk man deliver all day
i get hella head from my girl friend
but i get better head from my girls friends and
i mixed my beer with sprite
and i invented smirnoff ice
(gu-gu-ahhh) i'm feelin nice
that's why
[chorus]
(they call me smarty pants)
that is me
he is i, i'm that guy
1,2,3,4, chicks in the back of my ride
(they call me smarty pants)
aww god i can not sto-op
you know it's me when you hear that ayo!
they call me
[verse 2]
Smarty a klepto stealin for fun
reebok pumps on still try'na dunk
clothes on backwards still try'na jump
cars and doe make me go (ehhhhhh)
and i just bought me a sawed-off
and your girl took her dra-a-aws off
if my dick small get your dr-a-aws off
that's why (they call me)
aww my flow so raw wit it
dick long you can play tug-of wit it
got these phones ya'll can put songs on it
take pictures with but cant make calls on it
and i won the pick 4 again
and knew i should of bought a benz
i spent my mill and bought some friends
that's why
[chorus]
[verse 3]
Third verse i'm still the same ol me
playin strip uno shame on me
and i gotta car where the rims don't stop
but that don't really matter cause the car don't start
i'm a sore loser chokin my coach
me and bill clinton smokin a roach
heard up in jail they got soap on a rope
for what? (they call me)
s-m-a-r-t-y-p
spell i cup i c-u-p ill
ya'll can't cop the trees i get
newport chronic weederettes
eenie meenie miney mo
i done smashed some grimey hoes
she your girl oh i ain't no my bad

[chorus]
Uh yo! uh huh this is fun
(they call me smarty pants)
eeeeeh yo!