Yeah, he was a big landowner
he was a bad mouth breather
but you can see his station wagon stand alone
woulda, coulda, we shoulda known
He was a failed cropduster
i am his little sister
he was a whistleblower for the f.d.a.
maybe was them sent him away
he was a football player
he didn't have alot to say
That guy's a lousy actor
he was a hard-core cracker
he wore a trenchcoat, and waved a dixie flag
but he's my brother so i brag
don't be no dark naysayer
so they all said he was a fag
He had a really big trenchmouth
when we were living way down south
he had a really big trenchmouth
It's on the edge of nowhere
no way for them to go there
i know i'm not much help
but here is where i'll stay
i'm hoping they'll find him someday
i should put up some flyers
can you think of another way?
He had a really big trenchmouth
when we were living way down south
then he up and disappeared
he just left his car up here
He had a really big trenchmouth
when we were living way down south
he had a really big trenchmouth
Nobody seems to know why he
would disappear just leaving me here
on a dirty hill for all time
me and the pinetree i stand behind
He had a really big trenchmouth
when we were living way down south
he had a really big trenchmouth