Eek-a-mouse does not dee-jay
nor sing-jay
nor say la la wo wo or yea yea
he say ban ban diddle deh yea
I love that girl gwen laden
i love that girl karen
me say i love that girl jen
and i'm in love with the three of them
how can i really support them laden
These girls let me borrow
these girls let me tend
they even make love with my best friend ken
i'm like a bait in the lion's den
not even daniel just a screw like them laden
They used to go to ardenne
now live at hughenden
i told them meet me round the bend
and now it's a quarter past ten laden
(chorus)
Den de laden