Chorus
i got what? "two bitches"
sayin' no names
i got what? "two bitches"
they be stakin' they claim
i got what? "two bitches"
but i ain't ashamed
i got what? "two bitches"
i fuck 'em the same
When i be fuckin' wit my caucasoid bitch, word up,
she pull the handcuffs out then i lock the herb up.
yeah, but when i fuck my african-american babe
she want her breakfast in bed, i make the white one the maid.
now i thrust with the force of course in either case,
but the black one, she always wanna be in my face.
so it's easy to mistake the white one for hoe
and the professional way she execute the head blow.
now, i'm a b-boy who enjoy his freedom
but it's nothing worse than having no bitches when ya need 'em.
that's why i keep a pair nearby for my provisions.
my wish is their command, my command is their religion.
you think it's fucked up? then it'll stay fucked up.
stay away if you feel you too good to suck nuts.
i couldn't care less what you think of me.
i got two bitches and them can't wait to get a drink of me &
Chorus
i got what? "two bitches"
sayin' no names
i got what? "two bitches"
they be stakin' they claim
i got what? "two bitches"
but i ain't ashamed
i got what? "two bitches"
i fuck 'em the same
repeat
Met the nigga bitch cruisin' in the white bitch car,
told her give ya pussy to me, you'll be a big star.
and i try to be a man of my word so what i did
is told the white bitch to work a double shift, i need the crib.
invited forty niggas to the spot no doubt
and broadcast the vhs of me bussin' it out.
niggas all on the dick for like a good two weeks
tryin' to know how a broke nigga keep two freaks.
i met the white bitch at this open mic café.
when i was done spillin' my spill, she walked my way
and said the poetry was like spanish fly in her drink.
i could tell before dawn i would be in the pink.
so it was just formality we chit chat for a while.
on the way to her rest, i stop off for lifestyles.
she was bent totally, so i pushed the ac -gunnin' it.
she passed out, that's when i met the black one n' shit.
Chorus
i got what? "two bitches"
sayin' no names
i got what? "two bitches"
they be stakin' they claim
i got what? "two bitches"
but i ain't ashamed
i got what? "two bitches"
i fuck 'em the same
repeat
Now listen up, one paid and one dead broke.
one scared of the dick, the other live for the deep throat.
one dropped out and one went to college.
but they both wanna be the only one, do the knowledge.
no bitch can be everything to a king.
the bitch who recognize that, she get promoted to queen.
otherwise, them keep wonderin' why &
to them my dick is lightnin  n' thunder. it rain when they cry
mad tears of joy and pain for the b-boy christ
who fell to temptation when i brought the bliss to they life.
yeah they hate to see me go even though i came to cum.
it's not about the sex or the pain that i brung.
we be buildin' relations in between the eps,
exchangin' our philosophies, gittin' further in depth.
but god forbid deeper than my dick go &
just enough to keep 'em happy like a faggot in frisco.
i got &
Chorus
i got what? "two bitches"
sayin' no names
i got what? "two bitches"
they be stakin' they claim
i got what? "two bitches"
but i ain't ashamed
i got what? "two bitches"
i fuck 'em the same
(repeat infinitely)