(original title: zanz kant danz)
Chorus:
vanz can't dance,
but he'll steal your money,
watch him or he'll rob you blind. (x 4)
[chorus]
Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
pushed down by the heat of the building,
they're wantin' to dance.
makin' their way up the street,
a boy with a pig and a radio;
little billy can work on the crowd,
put 'em into a trance,
for the little pig vanz.
[chorus]
You're watchin' 'em dance,
not a care in the world
so billy and vanz get busy,
they're makin' their move
the little pig knows what to do,
he's silent and quick,
just like oliver twist
before it's over,
your pocket is clean,
a four-legged thief
paid a visit on you.
[chorus x3]