I am a puppet on a string
i am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen
i am impossible to believe
i'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
i'm irrational i'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal
i'm an alien dressed like gideon i'm a malcontent
a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall
i am humble i am vain
what motivates me something i can't explain
i am outrageous and insane
i'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
i'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot
i am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse
i'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected
i am lost i am free i'm impossible to believe
a walking chemical statistically impossible
a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall