Your mommy always said don't take those boys to bed
it might feel good today but in 9 months you'll pay
i know it's your first time i'm gonna make you feel just fine
you say you never did and you're really unprepared
Don't you worry, don't you fret
i've got a method that ain't thought of yet
put it in and pull it out
slap it on your back and watch it spout
I don't think you'll mind if i take ya from behind
get you on your hands and knees, put your mind at ease
feel the throbbing what a treat as the wax begins to heat
i think it's almost there, gonna pull it out with care
Backwaxed, backwaxed, you're being backwaxed
backwaxed, backwaxed, you're being backwaxed
Ow, i think things are coming through
??? looks good on you
now the shine is on your back
feel the heat of the wax attack