Robbie: i have heard among this clan
you are called the forgotten man
jon: is that what they�re saying?
well did you evah!
what a swell party this is
robbie: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
unrequited love?
jon: sounds like your soap opera
robbie: i may cry
jon: tune in tomorrow
what a swell party this is
Jon: what frails
what frocks
robbie: what broads
jon: what pearls
what rocks
robbie: they�re bootiful
jon: i�ve never seen such gaiety
robbie: neither have i
jon: it�s all just too, too risqu� really
Robbie: this french champagne
jon: domestic
both: so good for the brain
robbie: that�s what i was gonna say
jon: you know you�re a brilliant fellow?
robbie: why thank you
jon: pick it up, jack
oh please don�t eat the glass, my friend
have you heard about dear blanche?
got run down by an avalanche
robbie: no!
jon: oh, don�t worry, she�s a game girl you know
got up and finished 4th
robbie: the kid�s got guts
jon: havin� a nice time?
grab a line
Robbie: have you heard that mimsy star
jon: oh, what now?
robbie: she got pinched in the ass to bar
jon: slushed again, ey?
robbie: she was stoned
jon: well did you evah
robbie: nevah
both: what a swell party this is
Jon: hey check out that ass!
robbie: aah, that�s a lovely dress,
do you think i could talk her out of it?
it�s great
jon: ah, it�s great
robbie: so grand
jon: so grand
both: this wo-�-nderland
robbie: la la��
jon: ladada�
we sing
robbie: oh we sing
jon: so rare
robbie: so rare
jon: like old camembert
robbie: old camembert
both: like ba, ba rum
jon: ba ba ba bum
robbie: don�t dig that kind of crooning, chum
Both: have you heard, it�s in the stars
next july we collide with mars
well did you evah
what a swell party
a swell party
a swellegant, elegant party this is
Jon: i drink to your health
robbie: naah, let�s drink to your wealth
jon: you�re my bon ami
robbie: hey, that�s french
jon: liberty
both: fraternity
Both: have you heard, it�s in the stars
next july we collide with mars
well did you evah
what a swell party
a swell party
a swellegant, elegant party this is