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what is a juggalo?
lemme think for a second. (well?)
oh he gets butt naked.
and then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks
wit a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
what is a juggalo?
he just don't care.
he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
he tell her that her butt stinks and all that
what is a juggalo?
he drinks like a fish,
and then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch,
next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends,
then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck,
what is a juggalo?
a fuckin' lunatic.
somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
then he jumps out a ten-story window………oh!
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what is a juggalo?
a juggalo? if that's what it is, well fuck if i know.
what is a juggalo?
i don't know, but i'm down with the clown, and i'm down for life, yo.
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what is a juggalo?
a dead body.
well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody
that you've ever met before.
he'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
what is a jug-
what the fuck? connec-man, that shit's wack.
don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
what is a juggalo?
he ain't a bitch boy.
he'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
walks right in the house where ya havin' supper,
and dip his nuts in ya soup……bloop!
what is a juggalo?
well he ain't a phoney.
he'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
and watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
cuz you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot.
what is a juggalo?
he's a graduate.
he graduated from…………well,
at least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz,
he works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha!
what is a juggalo?
a hulkamaniac.
he powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
people like him till they find out he's unstable.
he sabooed ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
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what is a juggalo?