Five names that i can hardly
stand to hear
including yours and mine
and one more chimp who isn't here
i can see the ladies talking
how the times are getting hard
and that fearsome excavation
on magnolia boulevard
chorus:
and i'm going insane
and i'm laughing at the frozen rain
and i'm so alone
honey when they gonna send me home
bad sneakers and a piña colada
my friend
stompin' on the avenue
by radio city with a
transistor and a large
sum of money to spend
You fellah, you tearin' up the street
you wear that white tuxedo
how you gonna beat the heat
do you take me for a fool
do you think that i don't see
that ditch out in the valley
that they're digging just for me
Chorus