Suburban white alcoholic trash
we ain't glam and we ain't trash
we're victims of a society
that fucks with me about sobriety
They say don't drink this and don't drink that
'cause it does a little more than just make you fat
it's a serious disease that you learn about in school
and if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too
Mom and dad don't have a clue
the one-fifty-one is now eighty proof
and all the times i borrowed the car
not as a ride but as a shitface bar
Fuck yeah! i got the venom in my veins
god damn! this shit is drivin' me insane
boo ya! i ain't ever gonna be the same
whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
makes you sicker, it's the best!
Weekend comes and my parents are gone
it's time to party once i mow the lawn
havin' fun ain't that a fact
it's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac!
Invite everyone and your neighbors too
it's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo
but don't be blabbin' it around my mother
but invite everyone and your skate rat brother
Fuck yeah! i got the venom in my veins
god damn! this shit is drivin' me insane
boo ya! i ain't ever gonna be the same
whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
makes you sicker, it's the best!