Soccer, soccer, soccer... (22x)
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team
soccer, soccer, soccer... (16x)
Yes, you would give me kiss if i were on the soccer team,
i know this because you are girlfriend of rasheem.
if i had a jersey with my number on the back,
then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
when i'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,
you would take me for a ride in your cadillac.
you would give me milk, to go with my apple jack,
but you dont. this hurt hashmere like a thumb tack.
i play chess, but you dont care,
still like soccer player with his very long hair.
and i ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,
this made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
every time i try out for team i get chopped,
coach says to me, hashmeer you need to stop.
no i do not care, and i keep on trying because i think
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
know what i mean? know what i mean?
soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
know what i mean? know what i mean?
I like to paint, and i like to draw.
but that doesn't mean i can kick a soccer ball.
you dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.
tried to give you kiss but you push me and i fall.
if i wore the umbros and a pair of cleats,
then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.
then we would go out and get a bite to eat.
we would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat.
then we'd go back home and watch jerry letterman.
i know you like rasheem but hashmeres the better man.
he might be good at soccer but i think he's too mean.
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team!
Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
know what i mean? know what i mean?
soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
you would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
know what i mean? know what i mean?
For two weeks i practice night and day,
but i'm still not good enough for the portion that we play.
guess what i discover while i'm at the jiffy lube?
hashmere is very good at rubix cube.
i can separate white and red from the green,
i will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????)
and yes, i am better at the rubix cube than james dean,
and i am better at the rubix cube than charlie sheen.
if my pants be dirty i wash them and they're clean.
could have been my queen,
i could have been your king,
but now all women want to date this mean machine.
i dont need you bitch, i'm on the rubix cube team!!!
Rubix, rubix, rubix... (9x)
i dont need you and i dont need your soccer team
cuz now bitch i'm on the rubix cube team.
know what i mean? know what i mean?
rubix, rubix, rubix... (9x)
i dont need you bitch or your soccer team
know what i mean? know what i mean?