Hi! my name is...
(what?)
My name is...
(who?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Slim anus!

Hi! my name is...
(what?)
My name is...
(who?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Fudge packer!

Excuse me?
Can i have the attention of your ass?

Hi kids, do you like anus?
I let dr. dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous.
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?
Try sid; get your butt pumped out like i did.

My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin'a get my head straight
But i can't figure out backstreet boy i wanna impregnate.
And dr. dre said
(slim shady, you a cutie)
Uh-huh
(i've give you a deal; let me up in that bootie)
Okay!

Since i was 12 i felt like i was someone else
'cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tit's off
She don't know how to do tommy lee
I suck his dick off!

Hi! my anus...
(what?)
My anus...
(who?)
My anus..
(jicky-jicky)
Gets _____

Excuse me?
(my anus) every now and then gets filled up!
Can i have the attention of your ass?
__________________
(my anus) really needs to be slimed up!

My english teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high
I told him to take his pants off
Fucked him up -- he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "come and get me!"

Went to the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bar tender
(and i tried to fill his dick up)
Extra-terestrials running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they're screaming at me
"let's just be friends!"
99% of my life i was lied to
I just found out mom screws more guys than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met ____, i couldn't believe it when he slapped her
I know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But i need me a man