Tell me what you like, i'll print it all
You need laughs, 'cause you don't need misery
Just tell me what you need, i'll tell it all
Screw the facts, i can give you fantasy

Chorus:
My magazine, i'm talking about my magazine...

Just tell me what you want, i print it all
You need help, it's a sick society
Just tell me what you need, i sell it all
Who needs friends, i'm collecting enemies

Repeat chorus