If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a dj
Spinnin� dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin�
Back with jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don�t believe in jesus
Then muhammed or buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But i looked a little closer
And there�s a sign that says,
"do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'cause we got no gates or walls

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

Then i got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I�d been callin� fate
I�m sorry friend you can�t come in
You got a list here that doesn�t end
You�re mad 'cause i smoke dope
You teachin� any classes in how to cope
I�ll find a place to rest my head
I�d rather be alone now that i�m dead
Like christian hosoi way back in �87
We�ll be bustin� christ airs until we get to heaven
Think i really care that i missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I�m gonna twist out like mike mcgill
Gonna twist out 'cause i got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause i got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven is a halfpipe

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack
Without the man upon my back

(heaven is a halfpipe)
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
(heaven is a halfpipe)
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

If i die before i wake
(if i die before i wake)
At least in heaven i can skate
(heaven is a halfpipe)
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do sh*t
('cause right now on earth i can�t do sh*t)
Without the man f***in� with it

Method air judo air
I don�t care no
I don�t care
I don�t care
I don�t care

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
(heaven is a halfpipe)
'cause right now on earth
I can�t do sh*t
Without the man f***in� with it

If i die before i wake