Ohh myyyy
20 throw down in my best bridge
And the man to my left has folded down
Well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
My mind is turning - just two shots more
There's not much left to play
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top
What am i, if i'm lucky
Wasn't a county cop
Cause i'm just runnin out of time

Who's up for game two
What to do
My wallet's gettin thin
And i just lost my watch last night
Well i gotta problem
Just one answer
Gotta throw it all down
And kiss it goodbye
Yeah!

That was a crazy game of poker
(that was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(i lost it all)
But someday i'll be back again
And i, never to fold.
(never to fold)

Who's up for game three
I can barely see the burbon drowning next to me
And i just lost it all
Well there's a man sittin next to me
Red, was smiling
Cause its funny
I don't have no money tonight
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

That was a crazy game of poker
(that was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(i lost it all)
But someday i'll be back again
And i, never to fold.
(never to fold)

Bop bop bop...
I say now skittleedat dat,
Well how bout that?
I'm coming out the front never coming out the back

And i walked into the bar yesterday
Cause i had something to do, something to say
And johnny walked in right behind me and i didn't turn around
Til i heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and i saw a clown
And i said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.

So i said johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And i said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah dah dah
Day day oh!

And i said, what'cha looking at?
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my .45 and i said let's get out and go
So he opened the door and said do what you're here for
I said i'm wandering round the road four to four
And i said i been walking for about a thousand years.

And my feet are growing tired
My eyes a little wired
Don't know what to do unless i retire
And he just said let's play some crazy poker

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that i ever saw
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that i ever saw
But i'm not gonna quit and i'm not gonna stop
Don't give a shit cause i got the drop
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And i'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

And i drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore i came
Came to the bar to see what's the same
I saw my man named johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no chin
Didn't really think about starting a scene
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and i felt bad
Beacuse i took his money last night it's kinda funny
But now i'm just struggling--
I need a honey-bunny.
I don't know what to say anymore
So i'm just gonna go out, any ho...

So i said johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And i said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say oh, you say ah
I say revolution, and you say jah dah dah
Day day oh!