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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
Ive been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice, but whos countin
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
[eminem]
Cool, calm just like my mom
Witha couple of valium inside her palm
Its mr.mischief with atrick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like christopher reeves
I cant describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losin weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again
So bounce,bounce,c'mon bounce
(gun shots)
I said c'mon bounce!
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed i meant coke dumbass sit down
We dont bullshit better ask around
D12 trows the bomb ands dashin town
Bizarre your mom is passin out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
[kon artis & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
Hes upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey von, you see me steppin on these lepprechauns?
Its gotta be acid cause the ecs* is gone *(ecstacy)
Ya i took all them dog with some parmesean
And i think my arm is gone
Na its probably numb
Young dumb and full of cumn
And hes about to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think im about to die when i just got off?
So stop actin stupid
Your so high that you might wake up with a guy or some new shit.
I think i did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills blue pills and green
Big pills (thats ill)
Mescaline

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Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
Thats why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each others out and date each other
Some, somethin, somethin, somethin
Uh, i dont know.
[proof]
Pop pills
Pills i pop
Pop 2 pills on stilts i walk
Snort 2 lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible i killed the hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
And when im old and gray
Look for dope to smoke
Now oky dok
Im packin my nose with coke
(coughs 3 times)
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i got a straight born
Youre crazy!
[swifty]
I pop 4 e's at one time
And i dont need water when im swallowin mine
Hey got any srooms?
Does bizarre smoke crack?
I cant get a job cause my arms show tracks
Why the hell you n****s think i rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then i might too
(swift, chill)
Im just tryin to high like you!
And i dont give a damn if they white or blue
Speed shrooms down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and im goin back soon

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Im at a rave lookin like a slave high on chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
Pussy poppin acid droppin dope headed guy
Heroine mescaline pencil necks wanna try?
Blue pills golden seals
Got bizarre actin ill
Drugs kill
(yeah right)
Bitch im for real!
Shut your mouth you dirty slut you know you want it in your butt
Im playin in your cunt
Let bizarre nutt!

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Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
Thats why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, somethin, somethin, somethin
Uh, i dont know