The words are so familiar-
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend, now
One might make you-
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don't you look so surprised
Happy birthday...fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you
[don't say you're not because you are]
[don't say you're not because you are]
[history tells us that you are]
[history tells us that you are]
Well all you need is just one more excuse
[you put up one hell of a fight]
[you put up one hell of a fight]
I wanna hear your very best excuse
[i've never felt this much alive]
[i've never felt this much alive]
Your day has finally come -
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it -
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz i'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if i tighten up my hole -
You may never see the light again
[there's always an easy way out]
[there's always an easy way out]
[you need something wet in your mouth]
[you need something wet in your mouth]
Then all you need is just one more excuse
[you put up one hell of a fight ]
[you put up one hell of a fight]
I wanna hear your very best excuse
[i've never felt this much alive]
[i've never felt this much alive]