Look at me i'm sandra dee
Lousy with virginity
Wont go to bed 'til (m leagally wed,
I cant!
I'm sandra dee!

Ya watch it, hey i'm doris day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even
Rock hudson lost
His heart to doris day

I dont drink (no!!)
Or swear (no!!!)
I dont rat my hair (no!!!)
I get ill from one cigarette (gagging)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with annette
As for youtroy donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust with no object of lust
I'm just plain sandra dee

Elvis elivs let me be!
Keep that pelivs far from me
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
I'm just plain sandra dee!