And the man keeps sayin´ ´do you take this woman
To be your awful wedded wife?´ heh, heh

And then i started thinkin´ about no more winkin´
At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.
No more dancin´ and new romancin´
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´
With the boys if i take you for my wife.
I can´t go no place, i gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!

Ah, honey, what am i doin´ here in the first place?
You knooooooow i don´t go for this marraige bit!
I was only kiddin´! hahahahahahaha
And there´s your daddy sittin´ over there with a shotgun
Layin´ across his lap
And a big smile on his ugly face.
And the man keeps sayin´ ´are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?´

Well, then i started thinkin´ about no more winkin´
At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.
No more dancin´ and new romancin´
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´
With the boys if i take you for my wife.
I can´t go no place, i gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!

Honey, what´s this jazz about love, honor, and obey?
That cat´s talkin´ to me! heheheh
And look at all these good lookin´ bride maids standin´ around, heh
Hellllllo, baaaby!
And the man in charge keeps sayin´ ´looky here,
Do you take this woman or dontcha?´

Well, then i started thinkin´ about no more winkin´
At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.
No more dancin´ and new romancin´
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´
With the boys if i take you for my wife.
I can´t go no place, i gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!

And the man keeps sayin´ ´look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?´
And i say ´partnah, i don´t believe i do. let me outa here!