I want to fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find a dog.....in his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(pirate says "ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr")
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But i found a dog
(pirate says "ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.")
(mark says "it's a mexican pirate.")

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin dog

Fuck you.