I wanna f*** a dog in the as*
(he wants to f*** a dog in the as*)
I wanna f*** a dog
That's right kids
I tried to f*** your mom in the as*
Tried to f*** your dad in the as*
Could only find the dog, and his as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog
I tried to f*** a f***en pirate in the as*
(arg me and me
First mate ya scervy ker)
Tried to f*** a f***en pirate
But i found the dog
(arg that was no pirate
It was my own sister)
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
Wanna f*** a f***in dog
F*** you