I think i got a crush on celine dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There's something about her, makes me want to feed her
And i'd love to be mister celine dion
She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway
She's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion
For celine, and i'll be hers some day

Chorus:
Oh celine dion, you soft rock my world
Won't you please be my celine
I'd do anything if you'd be my girl
Oh be my girl celine

I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
(you don't respond)
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on
(on and on.....)
I just want to say, je vous aimerais
And i can see your house from my van

Chorus

Her skin's so soft and clean
Just like porceline
I wish she'd slather me
With a tub of vaseline
That was a little creepy
I'm sorry celine (celine) celine (celine)
Celine