Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes i give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think i'm cracking up
Am i just paranoid?
Am i just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's
Bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause it's
Bringing her down

Sometimes i give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think i'm cracking up
Am i just paranoid?

Grasping to control
So i better hold on

Sometimes i give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think i'm cracking up
Am i just paranoid?
Am i just stoned.