Flowers and wine
Is what i thought i would find,
When i came home from working tonight.
Well, now here i stand
Over this fryin' pan,
And you want a cold one again.

I bought these new heels,
Did my nails, had my hair done just right.
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight.
Well it's perfectly clear,
Between the tv and beer,
I won't get so much as a kiss.
As i head for the door,
I turn around to be sure,
Did i shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met,
You promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool.
Well, this trailer stays wet,
And we're swimming in debt.
Now you want me to go back to school.

I bought these new heels,
Did my nails, had my hair done just right.
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight.
Well it's perfectly clear,
Between the tv and beer,
I won't get so much as a kiss.
As i head for the door,
I turn around to be sure,
Did i shave my legs for this?
Darling, did i shave my legs for this?