Went to the store, sat on santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, monica, have a happy hanukkah
Saw santa claus, he said hello to ross
And please tell joey, christmas will be snowwwwwy
And rachel and chandler, (mumbles something) handler!