If u leave her now
Ur never gonna 2 c her again - never
Now she's gonna need a shoulder 2 cry on
She's gonna need a friend
She's gonna need a pillow case – something 2 put those tears on
And eye've got some purple satin lacys
1 second later than the second u gone
She' gonna miss u at first
But then she's gonna buy me things
That's when eye'm gonna lay her
'cross my piano stool and sing 2 her
Chorus
Honey, eye tried 2 tell him
That u were the marrying kind
A faithful 1-man-woman
The best he would ever find
Eye guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that
So there ain't nothing left 2 say
Eye tried 2 tell him if u run 2 me
Eye won't run away
If u leave her now
U'll never get another glimpse
Eye'm going 2 lace her with enough ice to recap the polls
There might b another solar eclipse
She's gonna find…
…bath water hot enough 2 b touched (oh, man. porkchop is hurtin')
Eye'm gonna put her on the same diet missy went on
U know she eat 2 much
Tonight, she's gonna miss u at first
But then she'll get used 2 me
All of the tricks eye would try
2 make her take this ring and make love 2 me
Chorus
Run away
Don't run away