The royal penis is clean your highness
Thank you, king shit
Yeah motherfuckers! welcome to the united states of america.
Time to roll out the red carpet on y�all bitch asses.
Hailin from the filthy, dirty south, where the kings lay.
Ludacris; disturbin� tha peace family. recognize royalty
When you hear it. the throne has been taken, so kiss this
Nigga�s earring. luda throw some grapes on these bitches!
[ludacris]
These bitches throwin rose petals at my feet mayn!
They wanna spoil me, treatin me like royalty;
What i�m �sposed to do? it�s such a sweet thang
Work that track, whip �em like kunta
That�s why they stay down, they loyal citizens of zamunda
By way of a-t-l; if you disagree
Don�t even look at me ho don�t pass go just go straight to jail
With no probation or bail, but this ain�t monopoly
It�s jolly green giants cause we smoke so much broccoli
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o�s! luda�s oodles of noodles
And testin me is like pitbulls put up to poodles
My rap career goes back further than yo� father hairline
It�s ludacris - i pack more nuts than delta airlines
I�m fly, even when i get high i work cash
And even got my coats bumped up to first class
I�m boss to all employees - and i�m here to teach the principle
Cause i�ve been saved by mo� bells than lark vorhees
Man fuck that nigga �cris man, for real man. i�m tired of
This shit man. man i try to rap for the nigga, i try to get
A nigga tracks; he ain�t hearin my shit. man for real.
Man my four-year-old son can rap better than that nigga;
Man that nigga garbage. man i got talent too, the nigga ain�t
Hearin me. man iii-iiiis this shit on? �cris, c�mon �cris.
�cris, f�real man. fuck you nigga, man fuck you!
[ludacris]
Fuck you too! what you wanna do, scrawny nigga
But i got a arsenal of automatics down to twenty-twos
Know how to use �em, fight dirty as shit
I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique
You see y�all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
And comin up shorter than five danny devitos
I�m on a cool ranch, get laid more than fritos
With five strippers, four wives and three amigos
I go scuba divin in bays at montego
I find gold links and snatch �em like i�m deebo
But i�m the light-skinteted version of mandingo
I�ve seen more beatles and jagged edges than ringo
I used to run numbers in line they caled me bingo
Cause i�m big, you a little star, you just twinkle
Old asses like sharpeis, y�all all wrinkled
And i stay with more bullets than yo� billboard singles
Ho that is just too much! you just gotta give applause
He is definitely all f�real - yaseei�msayin? ha ha i be
Fuckin with him all the time, yahhmean? i�m sayin, i used
To just (? ) now home come through he want filters a purple,
He want quarters a purple now. i want y�all to trip with it
Man, i woulda sold him a coupe (? ) we coulda played with,
Yaseewhati�msayin?
[ludacris]
Yeah, can i get a little hit of that, little nigga with a bigga sack
See piece of the bigger trap look at that god be rollin on that
Where they kick it at? and a lot of people just don�t know
Shady park you heard just don�t go
Quick to flip the bird up po�-po�
Makin the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show!
Gotta hit �em with a reload, i gotta put �em with the people
I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll - oh no where the beat go?
Bring that, shit back, didn�t wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns
Fuck all the lil� chit-chat get back get that get that
Who knows, who goes there? motherfuckers it�s poppa bear
Stop and stare; pourin out a lil� gasoline and then drop a flare
Come on, fire! and you know i can�t stop �til i re-tire!
Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin on vogue tires!
Right down the avenue, passin you rapidly stackin
In the back of the cadillac and packin emergency action
Camera, light lights, throwin a punch and then fight fight
Packin a lunch and then bite bite, a-t-l stay tight tight
I�m just tryin to save ya shorty. i�ma let you know
It�s real down heah. when you ride down that two-eighty-five,
And you go past kincaid, get ready to go past that cambleton road
Fo� you get it cut free shorty just shave; cause dat where dem
Real niggaz at. i ain�t lyin when you in decatur and you flossin
Down clintwood, cambleton road or (? ) boulder to shave!
Cause dat where dem real niggaz at. when you�re goin down that
Ol� nat hill and you pass dat second waffle house �fore you get
To the rich niggaz daaang, cause dat where dem real niggaz at!
Matter of fact, just shave when ya get to georgia nigga.