Heyahhhhhhhhh
Five of the PM rolls around, there�s a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going, but I�m soaking from the moment

Am all jacked up, all jacked up
Don�t believe I�ve ever had this much.
One thing I�ve learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you�re all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nice o�clock, what the hell I had one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far.
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved the due

Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up,
Don�t believe I�ve ever had this much.
One thing I�ve learned when you get tore up
Don�t start no stuff when you�re all jacked up.

Don�t have to go home but you can�t stay here,
That�s what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh my God, its 2 o�clock, I can�t find my keys and my trucks locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good choke

All jacked up, all jacked up
Don�t believe I�ve ever had this much.
One thing I�ve learned when you get tore up
Don�t drive you truck when you�re all jacked up

Jacked up
(all jacked up, all jacked up)
Oooooooooo

One thing I�ve learned when you get tore up;
Don�t start no stuff when you�re all jacked up.

One thing I�ve learned when you get tore up��
Don�t drive your car
Don�t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn�t tell anybody where you are
When you�re all jacked up

All Jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up
Yeh yeh yeh yeh