Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear
I'm not doin' anything

Ah, I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan
Turn the tv on
Throw my hands in my pants
Nobody's gone tell me, I can't

Nahh, I'll be lying on the couch
Just chillin' in my snuggy
Click to MTV
So they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle
I'm the freaking man

Oooh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it
'Cause I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear
I'm not doin' anything

Nothin' at all (oehoe, oehoeee)
Nothin' at all (oehoe, oehoeee)

Tomorrow I wake up
Do some P90x
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah

I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man
Will be so proud of me
But sorry paps
You'll just have to wait

Oooh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it
'Cause I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear
I'm not doin' anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ooh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahh

Oooh
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear
I'm not doin' anything

Nothin' at all (oehoe, oehoeee)
Nothin' at all (oehoe, oehoeee)
Nothin' at all