I hate the new aged guys
i'm a chauvinist
i live on beer and pies
tried to tell ya
but you look at me like maybe i'm an angel underneath
huh, don't brush me teeth
Yesterday i lied
but all me mates gave me a real good alibi
thanks guys, (no worries mate)
i really went out drinkin'
i told you i was at work
don't ask me for commitment
'coz it's something i will shirk
(chorus 1)
i'm a bloke, i'm an ocker
and i really love your knocker’s
i'm a labourer by day
i piss up all me pay
watchin' footy on tv
just feed me more vb
just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away
Or take me as i am
this may mean you'll have to fetch another can
rest assured, if i start to make you breakfast
i'm going to extremes
but tomorrow i'll get shit-faced
and today won't mean a thing
(chorus 2)
i'm a bloke, i'm a yobbo
and me best mates name is robbo
winfield is me cigarette
i dress in flannelette
shearer's singlet, that is blue
throw in a few tattoos
you know you wouldn't want me any other way
When you think, you've got me figured out
the seasons already changing (from footy to cricket)
i think its cool when i act like a tool
and me mates try to shave me
(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)