Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile
the road's my slave, that's how i feel
i cruise alone, i cruise real far
shoo young punk! i love my car
Cross nevada at a 110
highway 50 and there's nobody there
sign says, 'next sign 30 miles!':
My pension comes-
each penny saved buys more escape from home
i'd rather carouse around all day
than move into a home
Plow through rest area san-o-lets
splat goes the lonely salesman
still wanking in the men's room:
Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud
lawrence welk cranked up to 10
faster faster in my car
Buzzbomb is my pride and joy
king of the trailer court
waiting for a nice young man
who'll love me for my car
Who tells me why i'm cool
tells me just what i like
when i pretend he's here
Shred through palm springs across the golf course
cops 'round here scratching their heads
flashing sirens, state patrol:uh oh
They're scuffing up the side of my car
they're shooting out my tires
this ain't no way to go to heaven
buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11