Some day i'm gonna be famous
do i have talent?
well..no
these days you don't really need it
thanks to reality shows
can't wait to date a supermodel
can't wait to sue my dad
can't wait to wreck a ferarri
on my way to rehab
'cause when you're a celebrity
it's adios reality
you can act just like a fool
and people think you're cool
just cause you're on tv
i can throw a major fit
when my latte isn't just how i like it
they say i've gone insane
i'll blame it on the fame
and the pressures that go with
bein' a celebrity
Uh huh..
I'll get to cry to barbara walters
when things don't go my way
and i'll get community service
no matter which law i break
i'll make the supermarket tabloids
they'll write some awful stuff
but the more they run my name down
the more my price goes up
'cause when you're a celebrity
it's adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you're cool
just cause you're on tv
i can fall in and out of love
have marriages that barely last a month
when they go down the drain
i'll blame it on the fame
and say it's just so tough
bein' a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons
and head out west
to the land of the fun in the sun
we'll be real world bachelors
jackass millonaires
hey hey hollywood
here we come
Yeah, when you're a celebrity
it's adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you're cool
just cause you're on tv
Bein a celebrity
yeah celebrity
uh huh
"oh where's my coffee?"