Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. it is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to the death penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate the future).
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music . . . the white zone is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to the white zone . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . .
Hi, it's me, i'm back. this is the central scrutinizer . . . the white zone is for loading and unloading only . . . if you gotta load or if you gotta unload, go to the white zone . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . that's right! you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, a way of life, right, love it . . . this is the central scrutinizer