So then i got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
because i figured at the end of the day i could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
and i love cheesecake.
so i went to the cheesecake company,
and they asked me if i could drive a truck,
and i said yes and they said you're hired.
so the next day i got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
and i drove about a block and i just had to have a cheesecake.
so i pulled over and i opened the trunk and i got a cheesecake,
and i also took one for later,
and i took one for my friend farmboy,
and i took one to bring home,
and by that time i had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
so i took another one.
then i figured i might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
so i take five cakes to eat on the way,
and i drive another block and a half to my house.
now it's lunchtime so i eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
i should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
anyway, i decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
and i miss everybody a lot,
but i'm not really sorry,
because they were very delicious cheesecakes.