My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
my guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry.
if you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys,
he's just a cry baby boy.
My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
he can be so temperamental and i don't know what i should do.
if you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
he's just a cry baby bore.
Chorus:
I don't want to hurt his feelings,
but his outbursts have me really
boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
if i turn out like him, i think i'm gonna cry, baby
la, la, la, la, la, la,
he's such a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.
(spoken:) and i'll tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
he acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why.
if you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
he's just a cry baby guy.
(spoken:) no kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
a cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
and if i ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
he's such a cry baby man.
(chorus)
I love a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.
he's such a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.
(spoken:) would you knock it off please? thank you.