Deck the halls with parts of charlie
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make the yule time gross and gnarly
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stockings stuffed with ears and fingers
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chopped from all those caroling singers
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Drape the hearth with chunks of barnie
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bits of bruce and hunks of arnie
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hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys
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use ramone's and then use sidney's
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Raise the tree and bring the ladder
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top it off with gills gall bladder
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grinning skulls in festive poses
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strings of toes and nipped off noses
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Who needs mistletoe and holly?
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when we can just dismember wally
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have the whole place decorated
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with the parts we've amputated
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(maniacal laughter)