Pulled a muscle
popped a joint
my useless body
is falling apart
i used to be limber
i used to have finesse
now i'm just a pencil neck
But it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
coming off the unever bars
Saw my chiropractor
my questions he did answer
said i better take care
better get some medicare
i'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
i'm no spring chicken pigeon
But it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
doing her floor exercise routine