Spongebob:
it's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton:
what's that?
Spongebob:
fun is when you... sorta like.... fun is about... what is fun? here. let me spell it for you.
Chorus: spongebob
F is for friends who do stuff together
u is for you and me
n is for anywhere and anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea
Plankton:
f is for fire burning the whole town!
u is for uranium...... bombs
n is for no survivors!
Spongebob:
plankton! those things aren't what fun is all about! do it like this!

spongebob:
f is for friends who do stuff together
Plankton, interrupting:
no! that's completely idiotic!
Spongebob:
here, let me help you.
Chorus, spongebob:
f is for friendsa who do stuff together
u is for you and me, try it!
Plankton finishs:
n is for anywhere and anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea!
Plakton:
wait. i don't understand this. i feel all tingley inside. should we stop?
Spongebob:
no! that's how you're supposed to feel!
Plankton:
well, i like it. let's do it again!
Spongebob and plankton:
f is for frolick through all the flowers
u is for ukelele
n is for nose-picking, cherry gum and sand licking
here with my best buddy!
(laughter)