Goin' home, late last night
suddenly i got a fright
yeah i looked throught the window and surprised what i saw
fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!
Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies
yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
i saw it, i saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!
So i went to the doctor, see what he could give me
he said "son, son, you've gone too far.
'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."