Headache. the girl she says she's got a headache
what she needs is just a handshake
squeezing out all of the bad excuses she can make
mornings- there will be some ugly mornings
but at least i'll know what love means
love that lets me be as human as can be
i don't have to fake it
i won't have to lead you on
i'm as real as they come and
i don't see how some women put you on
fakers with your lipo and your lipstick
you make it easy for a real chick
to see the horror pouring out of your ruby lips
perfect i thank god that i'm not perfect
i happen to like all my defects
but my tv don't agree and i don't give a shit
i won't have to fake it
i don't have to put you on
i'm as real as they come
and i don't see how some women lead you on
i won't have to fake it
i won't have to put you on
and i don't like the way that i'm put on display
for your sorry eyes sorry eyes
here comes the real one
here comes the real thing
here comes the real one
i don't have to fake it
i don't have to put you on
i'm as real as they come
and i don't see how some women lead you on
i don't have to fake it
i won't have to lead you on
and i don't understand why would a man
want a circus clown