Uncle ernie:
I'm your wicked uncle ernie
i'm glad you won't see or hear me
as i fiddle about
fiddle about
fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you
now i'm doing what i want to
fiddling about
fiddling about
fiddle about!

down with the bedclothes
up with the nightshirt!
fiddle about
fiddle about
fiddle about !
You won't shout as i fiddle about
fiddle about
fiddle about
fiddle about !
fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.