No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the andes
Yeah i'm a freak of nature
Yeah i'm a freak

If only i could be as cool as you
As cool as you

Body and soul i'm a freak i'm a freak
Body and soul i'm a freak

Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it's infectious
To need the cold sore cream

Yeah i'm a freak of nature
Yeah i'm a freak

I don't really know
How to put on a "cool" show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go

If only i could be as cool as you

Freak