Well ali baba had them forty thieves
scheheraza-ie had a thousand tales
but master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves
you got a brand of magic never fails
you got some power in your corner now
some heavy ammunition in your camp
you got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
see all you gotta do is rub that lamp
and i'll say
Mister aladdin, sir
what will your pleasure be?
let me take your order
jot it down
you ain't never had a friend like me
no no no
Life is your restaurant
and i'm your maitre'd
c'mon whisper what it is you wnat
you ain't never had a friend like me
Yes isr, we pride ourselves on service
you're the boss
the king, the shah
say what you wish
it's yours! true dish
how about a little more baklava?
Have some of column "a"
try all of column "b"
i'm in the mood to help you dude
you ain't never had a friend lik me
Can your friends do this?
do your friends do that?
can your friends pull this out their little hat?
can you friends go, poof!
well, looky here
can your friends go, abracadabra, let 'er rip
and then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit the slack jawed, buggy eyed
i'm here to answer all your midday prayers
you got me bona fide, certified
you got a genie for your charge d'affaires
i got a powerful urge to help you out
so what-cha wish? i realy wanna know
you got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister aladdin, sir, havea wish or two or three
i'm on the job, you big nabob
you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
you ain't never had a friend like me
you ain't never had a friend like me, hah!