I'm gonna have my own private party
gonna invite everyone i know
we'll all have our own personal celebration
i'm gonna send out invitations
to all my friends -- your friends -- and their friends too
we'll all go on a permanent paid vacation
wouldn't that be fun?

fun
and if anyone asks you i like having fun
fun
i like having fun
here we go now

well if i was king i'd sign a proclamation
and if i was president i'd pass a law
and i'd call for a full-blown senate investigation
of everyone who wasn't having fun

fun
if something ain't fun why do it?
i'd rather have fun
that's all there is to it