I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
if richard gear can do it i can too
i�d get undressed i�d start to lube
i�d stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
i�m wondering just how he�ll feel
will he like it better than his little wheel
careful now he�s right beside me
one more inch and he�s inside me
go gerbil go
burrow harder burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out
so now my gerbil�s on easy street
it�s warm and cozy and there�s plenty to eat
the situation is beyond my control
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
i try crowbars, i try wires
i almost had him with a pair of pliers
i try cheese but he�s not biting
i wish this wasn�t so exciting
go gerbil go
jesus i am such a sucker
please get out you furry fu-grr
i think i am getting ill
suddenly he�s very, very still
now its too late my gerbil died
i guess i have committed gerbicide
here�s some advice it�s very clear-cut
if you love your gerbil, don�t stick him up your butt
don�t stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don�t stick him up
and ya put him in your ass
and he won�t come out
(growling skeet)
yeah