You'll get chills all through your body,
and you'll lose all control,
of your bladder and your sphincter,
that's your butt-hole!
Cause if you use toad,
then i'm telling you,
you can kiss your life good-bye.
Yeah, when you use toad,
it'll mess you up.
it'll make your mama cry,
that's no lie.
you'll choke on your tongue and die.
Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
it's no joke,
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
or you'll croack,
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
and don't smoke,
or you'll see,
it hurts to pee.
There'll be blood gushing from you,
every time that you cough.
and forget getting lucky,
it falls off.
You better wise up,
because i'm telling you,
toad is what lando forbids.
Gotta give it all up,
or you're gonna see,
your whole life will hit the skids,
and your kids will be born without eyelids.
Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
thanks to you, lando,
give it up
give up the toad now
thanks to you, lando,
give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
i'm no fool,
lando's cool.
yeah!