(ron wood, rod stewart & ronnie lane)
Steady all day!
thought i was lookin' good
so i cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
was invited by a skinny girl
into her high class world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
laid my coat across the kosher chairs
made my way across the crowded room
i had nothing to lose
My reception wasn't very keen
so turning on a friendly grin,
stood on the table with my glass of gin
and came straight to the point
I was glad to come
i'll be sad to go
so while i'm here
i'll have me a real good time
I was glad to come
i'll be sad to go
so while i'm here
i'll have me a real good time. oh no
Dancin' madly 'round the room, yeah
singing loudly and sorta' out of tune
was escorted by a friendly slag
'round the ... back
Wandered c-c-cross ...
missed my step and i fell on the floor.
said one word and was asked to leave
kinda' wish i was dead.
I was glad to come
and i'll be so sad to leave,
but while i was here
i had me a real good time, oooh.
The skinny girl made it clear,
that she only came here for the beer - that's a fact, oh yeah
the vicar he simply reeked of gin - good god
On my way home i happened to fall off my bicycle, good party
ooh hoo, ha ha, yeah
I was glad to come, but i was also glad to get home, yeah
ooh hoo
hoo, get in there
ooh hoo
[bark]