[hello this is dr.dre. i'm not in right now, but if you leave your name
And number at the sound of the beep. i'll be sure to give you a call as
Soon as i return]
[beep]
[hello, dre, this is patricia. my husband's out of town and i was won-
Dering...do you make housecalls ?]

Ridin in my car alone not doin anything
Stopped the answering service because i knew my phone would ring
Heard it ring once so i picked it up and said 'hello'
It's dr.dre, baby, not your average gigolo

[chorus:]
Coz i make housecalls, it's dr.dre the maniac
Housecalls, the human aphrodisiac
I love those housecalls to the girls that's all alone
Housecalls, when your husband's not at home

It's a quarter after two, i said i'd show around three
Her husband's out of town and she would like some surgery
Stopped at the stores so i could get a little wine
But all they had was thunderbird 1979
So i left the store, got in my car, drove to her house and then
Knocked on the door and heard this sexy voice that said 'come in'
Opened the door to see what i got from this housecall
Tall, dark and lovely, 5 ft 8 in a camisole

[chorus 2x]

Now my name is dre, 6 ft tall with weavy hair
The one that comes around when your man just doesn't care
So if ya feelin sexy late at night and you're all alone
Just think about the doctor, pick up the telephone

[chorus 2x]

[hello this is dr.dre. i'm not in right now, but if you leave your name
And number at the sound of the beep. i'll be sure to give you a call as
Soon as i return]
[beep]
[dre, this is rene. do you take american express ?]
[beep]
[dre, this is alicia. you know what the mood is...]
[beep]
[yo doc, lonzo, two jaccuzis free. bring yo trunc]
[beep]
[yo, it's me again. about those truncs. forget'em]
[beep]
[yo dre man, whassup, huh ? cathy's back in town]
[beep]
[dre, i think (??hoovy) knows about us...]
[beep]
[say fool, you left ya driving licence over here last night. now
I'm a have to whoop yo ass...]