Before being a man
livin' in a garbage pail
my landlady call me up
she tried to hit me with a mop
I can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright

i live with thirteen dead cats
a purple who hear spats
they're all livin in a hall
and i can't stand it anymore
I can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright
Before being a man
livin' in a garbage pail
my landlady call me up
she tried to hit me with a mop
I can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
i can't stand it anymore more
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright
but if shelly
she would just come back
it'll be allright
be allright, be allright....